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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Lonely Women=Recognized Consumer Group!!!

Hello Fellow Lonely Women. I am very happy to report that just as the suffragists, civil rights activists, and more recently the Gays before us, our push for acceptance as a recognized group with the same rights and privileges as couples has made another great stride forward! I recently visited my local Target store and while doing my weekly grocery shopping for one, I came upon a miraculous discovery in the frozen meal aisle.  All of the Lonely Woman faves, Lean Cuisines, Smart Ones, and Healthy Choices were sub categorized in a special section denoted with a red sign reading "Meals for One" (see below for photographic evidence).  No longer do we have to dig through the boxes of Stouffers large family dinners or huge meaty frozen pizzas to find our LWDs (lonely woman dinners).  Target is a pioneer in the movement for LW acceptance and we applaud them! They have now officially made our list of SafeHaven Lonely Woman places (along with other establishments such as Bed, Bath & Beyond; Yoga studios; and girls-only nights out). So please tell fellow LWs out there that there is a place for us in this couply society and that IT GETS BETTER! Also, please shop at Target...great special this week on Maybelline Great Lash Mascara :)!
Target: A Partner in the LW Civil Rights Movement!

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